Funny birthday quotes for sister. While for some old age is synonymous with dread and foreboding for some it is merely a number.
1 forget the past you cant change it.
Funny birthday quotes age. Funny birthday sayings and wise old age quotes great for cards and speeches spice up your birthday cards birthday gifts or birthday speeches with these funny birthday sayings and funny birthday quotes. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny birthday quotes funny birthday sayings and funny birthday proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. Age in itself can also be pretty.
Here are some science backed reasons you might live to be 100. No wise man ever wished to be younger. Some of the best wittiest and most humorous quotations in the english language are quotations about age childhood adolescence middle age and old agemost of all about growing old.
When i was younger i could remember anything whether it happened or not. Funny sayings about old age will help you see the humorous side of things. What they dont tell you is that you wont miss it very much.
2 forget the present i didnt get you one unknown i cant believe its already been a year since the last time i didnt buy you anything for your birthday unknown. Happy birthday to you and yours. The older the fiddler the sweeter the tune.
The first 40. On this page ive gathered together 100 of the best. Youre getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Most of these funny age quotes and old age sayings are spoken from a place of high. Funny birthday quotes on age getting old quotes people ask me what id most appreciate getting for my eighty seventh birthday. When i die i want it to be on my 100th birthday in my beach house on maui and i want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
They tell you that youll lose your mind when you grow older. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Thirty five is a very attractive age.
100 funny and witty quotations about age. We dont grow older we grow riper. The latter choose to look at old age as just another phase.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted durward kirby another year older none the wiser unknown two tips on your birthday. Read on for some of the best funny birthday quotes to share on your loved ones special day. London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty five for years.
